Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
thatfunnyblog:
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im about to do this lol
Hello from hot dominican republic :D
Am i that bad? i mean none (0) of my followers come talk to me :’(
me : i ate some golden oat cookies
vic: that sounds so yummy
i'm going to get up and get something in a sex
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me: lmaoooooooooooooooo!
omg dont stop believing just came on my itunes

my babiessss!! someone hold me!